Dirt

Heroes + House... NANG!

My room looks like a squat.

Until tomorrow.

lol

mashie, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

1. You're black

Yawn

Zzzzzzzzzz

Marmite tastes worse than I remembered

I used to love it, or maybe I put too much on.

The Stage is Set

What will happen?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.

Brown nosing

Is in the proper internet dictionary lol (not urban dictionary btw).

I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

When you die everything is cut off; everything you've earned in your life is cut off. That six-pack you got, your awesome guitar skills that you spent over 1000 hours on, the relationships built up with everyone gone, the two university degrees you got and two Masters gone. Fuck, it would suck to die.

3p Lidl Bag

Argh, I need to do more food shopping but I cba to get up.

Salt, Pepper and a sprinkle of Catharsis.

Every manga chapter that has come out this week (I read like 11 different ones a week) has been a bit boring.

What to do on a Sunday?

Hmm.

All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing.

What's up Doc?

Argh

Why was I blind before?

Oddjob's Hat

Shower, sleep, eat, trek.

Ribena is not suitable for children under 3 years old.

I just noticed something, and I'm baffed.

411926

Thinking about the future is mad.

1, Nothing wrong with me. 2, Nothing wrong with me.

Why did I wake up at 6:40am? Ugh.

Death by Running into a Door

I normally run fucking fast in my corridor and slide towards my kitchen which is at the opposite end of my room. This time I didn't do it with socks, so I fell down and hit a bedroom door hard lol. Who would've thought that you needed socks to slide on carpet?

Activate, Level Two.

Ah I won my little internet battle, thanks to a little 'push'. I'm literally bursting out laughing right now.

If it's unthinkable, then how I'm I thinking of it?

I'm going to do a mini bleep test in my corridor.

I stole a cat and named him Bob.

I love the human body.

Cascading Feathers

How can people have a crazy argument over Monopoly? People rarely think long term nowadays.